Saw this, and it looked quite fun.

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is (that doesn't mean you're British, does it ...)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs (WHAT IS A CHAV? IT WAS IN ST TRINIANS AS WELL.)
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 2
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned (I'm not tanned - I'm YELLOW

)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something (Accent - among other things.)
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands (Sometimes I whack people too.

)
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Occasionally?)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered. (Especially when my brother is annoying. Stupid annoying brother.)
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Except when my appendages go all numb...)
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (Plenty of Asian last names end with on, un, an, in, and y.)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 0
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair (urm ... WHUT?)
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (How does that make you African American?)
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2
Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes. (Damn Asian-ness.)
[x] You like rice a lot. (Tasty, except when it's really sticky.)
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia (I'm willing to bet half of Hong Kong is related to me in some way...)
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko (whaaaaaat?)
Total: 6
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German (From reading all the Ema Skye/Klavier Gavin fanfictions.)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you. (TELEMARKETERS MUST DIE)
[x] You went to Pre-school (...wtf)
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 6
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French (Like, two words. And the name of some animals.)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners. (urm ... what?)
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart (THEY DON'T HAVE WALMART IN AUSTRALIA)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased (I'm pretty sure I'm more Australian/Asian than German...)
Total: 2
Belgian:
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French. (Haha, wouldn't that be cool.)
[ ] you like Belgian waffles.
[x] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 2
Dutch:
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 1
Well, that was rather fun, but not making sense at all. I'm a German/Asian, but I also have numbers in Australian and Italian. D: